Here's a cheap Son of a Pen for you....

A lot of waiters would be pretty honoured to have the opportunity to serve a real life swan, should one walk into their restaurant.

Although if it was this swan, I wouldn't go over board serving him. He lets you know right away that gratuities aren't really his thing...

Currently playing: The Who - Baba O'Reilly
Currently colouring: A yet to be solicited Omnibus for Marvel Comics!
Proudly in my fifth Cola free year!