Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Last year you didn't have an NHL team, so don't complain about the logo, you tiny ungrateful baby.

So it turns out all I had to do to get the most hits this blog has ever seen was post a leak of the new Winnipeg Jets logo! Even after the official brand was released, this site got tremendous amounts of traffic through the weekend.

I love the logo more with each passing minute, and now that I've actually got some Jets merchandise it really starts hitting home for me. As was to be expected, a small segment of people didn't care too much for the logo.

Winnipeg has an NHL team.

Again.

They're called the Winnipeg Jets.

The team's primary colour is blue.

Remind me again what I'm supposed to be disappointed about, exactly?

I think the following image should help put things into perspective.
Even if you're just on the fence with the new logo, you've got to admit that it could have been worse...

A LOT worse!
Now all we need is a Winnipeg Jets jersey leak! Rumour has it those won't be ready for sale until the beginning of October. I've waited 15 years for the NHL to return to Winnipeg.

A few months wait for a jersey is going to be a cakewalk...

Currently playing: Hall & Oates - Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics!
Proudly in my sixth Cola free year!

PS - The "Complaining" image seen above was sent to me by my good friend, Big Marv. If you're not following him on Twitter, you should (http://twitter.com/#!/BigMarvShow), and if you're not listening to him on HOT 103, well, you ALSO should!

Friday, July 22, 2011

Possible leaked Winnipeg Jets logo

Rumour has it this is a leak of the new logo for the Winnipeg Jets!

What do you think? Classy and timeless? Or a bit too reserved?

Too much like a shoulder patch?
I think once it's on a jersey, it's going to look real sharp whether it's on the shoulder or the front!

The photo isn't of the greatest quality, but to help visualize see the rumoured colour pallette that was leaked last week on jetsowner.com below. The jerseys and logo will primarily be blue and silver, with red trim in the colours and shades below.


And if this isn't legit, it's a pretty good forgery! The silver ring around the logo even has sparkles in it, so you know if it's a fan made mock up they've gone all out.

For full disclosure, I'm not the person who took the photo. I've compiled the above information from various message boards, including Jets Owner and Hockeys Future.

Currently playing: Kenny Loggins - Highway to the Danger Zone
Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics!
Proudly in my sixth Cola free year!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

So long, mullet-mobile!

I said goodbye to an old friend today.

My 1995 Pontiac Firebird is gone. Sold.

The car was very special to me. My dad helped me out by getting it for me in 2001. Ten years later I sold it under similar circumstances - to a man who bought the car for HIS son. The circle is complete!

It was getting to the point where it was too expensive to repair things that didn't affect how it ran. New switch for the windows, air conditioning, stereo, etc. If you knew what you were doing under the hoods of cars (and I sure don't), it's relatively easy fixes. Most of the parts needed are cheap enough, but labour costs would have killed me. It's a perfect car for someone who is handy and knows what they're doing.

And that's exactly the type of guy who bought my old baby.

The car still ran great, but I have to admit, it was NOT fun putting my daughter into the car seat in the back of this beast.

Thank you for a great decade, Mullet-Mobile!


Currently playing: Ian Thomas - Levity
Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics!
Proudly in my sixth Cola free year!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Thanks for a great 15 years, Ottawa Senators!

Well, this looks to be it.

Stephen Brunt, one of Canada's most respected sports journalists put out an article tonight announcing the return of the NHL to Winnipeg.

If it was the Dauphin Herald announcing it, I'd show a bit more caution. But the Globe and Mail is actually owned by David Thomson, one of the partners in True North Sports and Entertainment who are buying the team, so I think it's a pretty credible source.

I promptly got to work getting rid of all my Ottawa Senators gear. (Throwing them into a Senators garbage can of all things!)
When I had to pick a new team to cheer for after the Jets left, I had 2 criteria.
  1. They had to be Canadian
  2. I couldn't hate them.
Let's see, going through the list...
  • Vancouver - still bitter that the Canucks came back from a 3-1 series deficit in 1992 to win in 7 games
  • Calgary - better dead than red.
  • Edmonton - after the Oiler's dominance over the Jets in the 80's? Fat chance.
  • Toronto - are you kidding me? Never.
  • Montreal - still bitter that every time they visited Winnipeg, the arena was louder when the Habs scored.
That left the Ottawa Senators.

In the few years they co-existed, the Sens had only beaten the Jets once, so I didn't hate them.

Their sole victory occurred on the infamous "Free Peanut Butter Night" of November 5, 1993. I don't remember who sponsored the promotion, but everyone in attendance that night got a free jar of peanut butter. The Jets score 6 unanswered goals to lead the game 6-3, only to allow the Senators to tie it in the last 10 minutes of the game. Bob Kudelski completed a hat trick in overtime to win the game for the Sens.

After witnessing such a stunning collapse, you can guess what happened to the free peanut butter. Apparently many jars were thrown onto the ice in disgust.



I wasn't there, but I talked to some who were over the years, and it was apparently a night to remember.

Anyhow, while I won't really be putting my Senators gear in the trash, it will get packed up and put away.

And so it goes. A long 15 year fling is over, and I'm sorry to say I'm dumping you for an older love who also happens to be my first - a Winnipeg NHL team.

No matter what they end up being called.

Thanks for the great memories over the last 15 years, Senators!

Currently playing: Kenny Loggins - Highway to the Danger Zone
Currently colouring: Marvel Masterworks: Fantastic Four Volume 13!
Proudly in my sixth Cola free year!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Kevin Lamo

Kevin Lamoureux is the Liberal Party candidate in my riding of Winnipeg North. One of my neighbors is a supporter, and his sign got bent in the wind yesterday, shortening the candidates' name to "Kevin Lamo".

And no disrespect meant to Mr. Lamoureux. I just had a good chuckle at "Kevin Lam-o".

Currently playing: Max Webster - Let Go The Line Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics! Proudly in my sixth Cola free year!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Donovan Yaciuk Story, starring Ralph Macchio

"We think of you every night when we watch the karate kid on dancing with the stars…"

I've gotten a few comments in emails from friends ever since the most recent season of Dancing With The Stars series hit the airwaves.

Ralph Macchio, probably best known for his roles in films like the Karate Kid, the Outsiders, and My Cousin Vinny, is currently a contestant on the show. And I guess if I were to pick someone to play me in "Handsome Devil, the Donovan Yaciuk story", Ralph Macchio would be a pretty good choice!

We're not twins, but I have to admit there is a resemblance there!


Anyway, it's flattering to be compared to a guy who once appeared on the cover of Teen Beat magazine! It's better than being told you look like Rick Moranis!

Anyway, forget the Dancing With The Stars stuff. Here`s the best thing Macchio has done this year!

Currently playing: NHL Playoffs - Detroit Red Wings at Phoenix Coyotes
Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics!
Proudly in my sixth Cola free year!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Beating my addiction.

Five years ago today, I had my last drink of cola.

You may laugh when you I call it an addiction. I don't mean to belittle real addictions that ruin people's lives, so perhaps "habit" is a better word for it. But at my peak I was drinking around 3 litres of pop per day, starting with breakfast.

Disgusting, I know.

I'd tried many times in the past to cut it out of my life, and I was only met with migraines, nausea, and moodiness.

I'll tell you what helped me beat it, and hopefully if there is something in your own life that you want to change, it can help you too!

My tradition was to have a 7-11 Double Gulp. Every day. Two litres of Coke. I'd get it first thing in the morning, and it would last me until lunch.

In April of 2006, my wife and I took a trip to Vancouver for almost a week to stay with relatives. There were no 7-11's within walking distance, and I wasn't going to make our gracious hosts drive me to one every morning. So, not wanting to be a glutton, I only snuck maybe a can a day out of their fridge. I was FORCED to limit my consumption.

I was in town to see my favourite band, Queen, performing with Paul Rodgers. So in addition to having reduced access to my drug of choice, I also had something big that I was really looking forward to that helped keep my mind from begging for it's fix.

In short, eliminate the supply of your habit, occupy your mind with something else you're really excited about, and hold yourself accountable to friends and family!

For me, accountability was posting the number of cola free days I'd experienced at the end of every blog post. I still keep that tradition as I enter my sixth cola free year, just scroll down to the bottom of this post! During the first year, if I was craving cola, I just remembered I'd have to reset the count on my blog and start from zero.

These tactics also worked for my wife when she quit smoking. Thanks to a terrible flu that ravaged her for over week, she had not smoked in 4 or 5 days. She couldn't get out of bed for a cigarette, let alone go buy any. Realizing this was one of her longest smoke-free streaks, she capitalized on this and rode it out. She's been riding that wave for almost 15 months now.

I'm incredibly proud of her, and her path was similar to mine. Forced elimination of supply, mind occupied with something else (in her case, getting rid of her flu!), and the support of friends and co-workers.

My advice? Quit trying to give up cold turkey just because it's Thursday. Find an event, a vacation, illness, or distracting life event that's happening soon, and piggy back your efforts to quit around this!

Currently playing: Queen - We Are The Champions
Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics!
Proudly in my sixth Cola free year!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Coyotes Done In Phoenix?

The Phoenix Coyotes are set to take on the Detroit Red Wings in the Stanley Cup playoffs, and are trying to carry on the franchise tradition of the White-Out, which originated when they were the Jets here in Winnipeg. With the lack of fans coming to the games in Arizona, there's going to be a glut of Red Wings fans making the trip to snatch up the thousands of seats typically open at Jobing.com arena.

So much for a home team White-Out.

To make matters worse, AZCentral columnist Dan Bickley has completely embarrassed the team with today's opinion piece titled, "Detroit fans: If you can't stay away, please wear white".

In short, the piece is nothing but BEGGING Red Wings fans to wear white.

"If you must go to the games in Arizona, please wear white. We don't want outsiders thinking we can't sell out playoff games. After all we've been through - from bankruptcy hearings to relocation threats - the last thing we need is more national embarrassment."

"A sea of red at Jobing.com Arena would do just that."

That a piece like this needs to be written in the first place is pathetic.

Here in Winnipeg, we had no troubles with our White-Outs. And this is a city that felt like a Montreal home game when the Habs were in town! But we never needed to be begged to support this team and atmosphere in the playoffs.The rumours of a Coyotes relocation to Winnipeg for the 2010/2011 season are picking up steam. Nick Kypreos and Doug MacLean of the Fan 590 are quoting sources saying the deal to keep the Phoenix Coyotes in the desert is essentially done. I know what it's like to lose a team, and I wouldn't wish that one anyone. Not even the fans in Phoenix who truly love the Coyotes.

That being said, there really isn't a lot of those fans to have to feel bad for, if they can't fill an arena with their own fans during a playoff run.

Bring them home.

Currently playing: David Lee Roth - Just Like Paradise
Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics!
Proudly in my fifth Cola free year!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

You're in my grandma....

I came across this statue while window shopping the other day.

Would it have been so hard to make the heart stand out a little bit more so you actually include it in the sentence? When I walked past, I thought the statue read as "You're in my Grandma".

Seniors are more active than ever, so I guess there's occasions where a statue like this would come in handy, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't the original intent!


Currently playing: Faith No More - Epic
Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics!
Proudly in my fifth Cola free year!

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Kinsmen Jackpot Bingo

Don't laugh. I've got fond memories of Kinsmen Jackpot Bingo!

My Baba and I used to play when I was just a wee lad. Hearing the familiar whir of the bingo balls getting thrown around can take me back to my youth!

Cat and I always try to get a couple of games in every year for fun. We played in today's game, and I came so very close to winning $2000!

Do you have any idea how frustrating the card below is for me?Anyhow, it was still a fun game!

In closing, I'd like to say that Kathy Kennedy has perhaps the greatest nails in the city of Winnipeg! If you want to see them, tune in to next week's Kinsmen Jackpot Bingo - they're on the screen for the whole half hour holding bingo balls!

Currently playing: Elton John - I'm Still Standin'
Currently colouring: Silver Bullet #8 by Lonely Robot Comics!
Proudly in my fifth Cola free year!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Review: Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom #5 - Dark Horse Comics

Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom #5
Writer: Jim Shooter
Artist: Roger Robinson & Agustin Alessio
Colorist: Wes Dzioba
Letterer: Blambot
Cover Artist: Michael Komark

Buy it now!
Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom #5 at TFAW.com

Take a look at the stunningly gorgeous panel below, and give me one good reason why you aren't reading Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom!
The fifth issue came out yesterday, and is the start of the second story arc. Well, it's actually the start of TWO new story arcs, both written by Jim Shooter but drawn by different artists; Roger Robinson and Agustin Alessio. The two stories take place a few weeks apart, but intertwine perfectly. We're given just enough info in each that one doesn't spoil the other, or anything to come.

Similar to how Marvel's Doctor Strange, with it's trippy visuals and mysticism, became popular in the 1960's counter culture at universities, Doctor Solar could easily become mandatory reading for today's science undergrads. There's some weird, trippy stuff going on in this book, but it's all science based. No magic hocus pocus here!

And if you ever need to know what an Ergosphere is, put down that Astrophysics text book. Jim Shooter explains all you need to know in two succinct panels! The entire description of the purpose of the black hole is so beautifully and concisely explained that I think Mr. Shooter missed his calling as a science teacher.

The first four issues of this series were a great introduction, and were infused with a lot of humour as the newly incarnated Doctor Solar found his way in the world. The first story in this second arc takes a bit of a twist and seems to have a far more sinister tone, hitting it's peak when a corpse carries a miniature black hole down the street. We also get another glimpse into villain Tanek Nuro's deviant nature. He is one sick puppy! The preview images had some posters rolling their eyes over Nuro's use of an "avatar", connecting it to the recent film of the same name, but there is no sense that Shooter is capitalizing or copying the film in any way.

The second story is the first part of Solar's origin. Reduced to a single sentence, it can be describes as a tale about a black hole consuming 80kg of mass. Somehow, Shooter and artist Agustin Alessio make it the most captivating book I've read in a long time, and I'll be surprised if it doesn't end up as my Book of the Year at the end of December.

The narrative jumps back and forth between Dr. Philip Solar describing the project's goal of creating a black hole to power the world with it's energy, and the day after disaster where the black hold consumes the earth.
If this were a movie, no doubt the scenes featuring the matter consuming black hole would be accompanied by some spectacular sound effects designed to unnerve the audience in their seats. The amazing thing about Allesio's artwork is that it gives you the same, ugly, terrifying feeling of impending doom in the pit of your stomach on the printed page, WITHOUT sound, motion, or high definition 3-D movie screens! I really did feel uncomfortable watching Solar get accreted.

Don't know what accrete means? Don't worry. Like I said above, Shooter does an uncanny job of making the science of black holes understandable to the layman!

While Allessio's artwork helps send this book into the stratosphere, it is not without it's faults, the main one being that it does seem to rely a little too much on photo reference in places. Phillip Solar is seen from different angles describing his experiment, yet it's obvious the same photo was used for reference in each case. In another scene where Gail Saunders is introduced, the fellow scientists in the crowd stare forward, as if this were a class photo, none of them focussing their attention on the character speaking. Also, doesn't anyone need to open their mouths to talk?
As enjoyable as Jim Shooter's Dark Horse work has been to date, this issue is elevated to an entirely different level. The pacing is perfect. The dialogue is natural. The stakes are high. It's a great story told from two different directions - the first arc with Robinson's more traditional comic art deals with the present, and the second featuring Allesio's more photorealist style looks back at a few weeks prior to Solar's origin.

The two stories look poised to merge over the next 3 issues, coming together to form a cohesive story arc that, judging by the first shot fired, is going to be epic.

Currently playing: Samantha Fox - True Devotion
Currently colouring: Marvel Masterworks: The Avengers Volume 11!
Proudly in my fifth Cola free year!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

MySpace Tshirt

Snapped a photo of this shirt on a recent trip with our daughter to the Manitoba Museum of Man and Nature. I get a feeling this shirt was a lot cooler 5 or 6 years ago, when MySpace was actually relevant!

And even then, lets face it, this shirt is not going to score you any looks from the opposite sex!

The back of this shirt might as well have an arrow pointing to your underpants, saying "Wedge me".

While snapping this photo, I quietly wondered what social network the museum's shirt department would focus on next... Spacebook? Twitearth?

Turns out someone was two steps ahead of me! Both are already established websites on the internet!
Currently playing: Charity Brown - You Beat Me to the Punch
Currently colouring: Marvel Masterworks: The Avengers Volume 11!
Proudly in my fifth Cola free year!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Review: Magnus, Robot Fighter #3 - Dark Horse Comics

Magnus, Robot Fighter #3
Writer: Jim Shooter
Artist: Bill Reinhold & Mike Manley
Colorist: Wes Dzioba
Letterer: Blambot
Cover Artist: Raymond Swanland

Buy it now! Magnus, Robot Fighter #3 at TFAW.com

A few months ago, I wrote a positive review of the first issue of Magnus, Robot Fighter from Dark Horse comics. It's taken half a year to get the third issue out, which has been a minor annoyance.

But when a book contains as much fun, excitement and adventure as this one does, it's easy to overlook the wait between issues!

The preview pages that Dark Horse released made it seem like this was going to be a 22 page UFC fight, which would have been the dullest comic ever produced, but thankfully only a handful of pages take place 'in the ring', and many other great story elements are introduced.

The Lovejoy Corporation (also seen in the pages of Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom!) is looking like it's going to have it's fingerprints all over this line of books, and are shaping up to be a good mysterious villain. Magnus' relations with the supporting cast start getting explored. There's some great dialog between Magnus' mentor, the robot 1-A, and a nice friendship is blooming with the homeless Goph named Little Eddie.

Bill Reinhold is joined by Mike Manley on the art chores, and the two blend well together. The thing I like most about Reinhold is the consideration he puts in to his backgrounds. I don't recall a single panel that didn't give a hint of where it was taking place. His renditions of the shadowy ground level that exists at the feet of the stretching forest of milespires really helps set the scenes that occur there. I also love the designs of the robots and vehicles, all of which seem to pay homage to concepts of the future that were envisioned in the 50's and 60's. They are retro, but not dated. It's a fine line, and the book walks it well.

I also caught a tattoo on a great character introduced this issue named Hippolyta that bears a striking resemblance to a starburst that Reinhold signs his art with. I guess we know who came up with her design!
Wes Dzioba's colours in the book are also fantastic. As with everything I've ever seen Wes colour, there's great attention given to separating foreground, middleground, and background. It's beautiful how the shadowed announcers closer to the viewer are set off from the rest of the panel by using a darker purple hue.
There's also a great scene that takes place in a Goph bar lit with florescent countertops that is really well done. The colours almost give the bar enough character to be real.

There are a few minor nitpicks about the book. Some of Magnus' dialog seems a little wooden and makes him out to be a bit of a dullard. Would it kill him to say something that requires an exclamation point? (He does, but I can count the number of times on one finger). Considering that Magnus was raised in isolation by a robot, I suppose it makes sense that he would come across as a little robotic himself, so it may just be his character.

I also felt that the story was wrapped up a little too quickly, but this may be because the entire book moves so fast and packs so many story points into it's 22 pages. In all this is a good thing. I'd rather have Shooter's quick pacing on this book than the same story stretched out over a 6 issue arc. The climactic fight scene at the end seemed a little uninspired and lifeless when compared to the previous two fights that occur in the book. The punches don't look like they are overly powerful or threatening.

And finally, we all know that Magnus and Leeja are destined to hook up, but I'm not really sensing the love there! It almost seems like every other female in the book would be a better partner for Magnus! This is only the third issue, so I'll give this budding romance some time to blossom.

I do highly recommend this book, along with all the other Dark Horse comics Jim Shooter is putting out right now. They've all be fun, satisfying (if intermittent) reads.

We're starting to see some evidence of the books all being connected, despite occurring in different eras. It's probably best if you get in now before the the stories get even hotter!

Currently playing: Alias - When I'm With You (Live)
Currently colouring: Marvel Masterworks: The Avengers Volume 11!
Proudly in my fifth Cola free year!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Tight Western Conference

There's talk on JetsOwner.com, a local forum dedicated to the return of the Winnipeg Jets, that an NHL team in this city is almost a guarantee for the 2011-2012 season. Despite the circus that has surrounded the Phoenix Coyotes over the last 2-3 years, rumour has it that Atlanta is the prime candidate for relocation.

If that happens, apparently Atlanta/Winnipeg would move to the Western Conference, and Detroit would (finally) be in the East.

I've followed the Ottawa Senators for a few years now, and being a fan of an Eastern Conference team has been relatively relaxing. There's always a couple of points spread in the standings, and perennial bottom feeders make it easy to predict who is making the playoffs.

I don't think my heart could handle cheering for a Winnipeg team in the West! Look how tight these standings are! Between 3rd and 10th place, there is only 4 points spread in the standings!

You could be in third place, lose two games, and be out of the playoff race!
Contrast that with the current Eastern Conference standings, where the difference between the same spots is almost three times as great! 11 points!
Currently playing: The Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
Currently colouring: Marvel Masterworks: The Avengers Volume 11!
Proudly in my fifth Cola free year!